Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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