East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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