I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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