was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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