i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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