She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she looked like the before picture.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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