can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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