1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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