Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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