I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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