im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize