Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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