im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
