I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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