You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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