D3 body, D1 cock
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He did a backflip because drugs
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