Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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