youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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