How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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