Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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