May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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