I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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