i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Also, beer. Big fan.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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