Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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