is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Can Purell be used as lube?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
NoShamevember. You game?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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