If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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