I am puke
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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