Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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