just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she told me i tasted like america
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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