Plan B is the new Plan A
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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