covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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