His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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