Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I did not marry a roomba.
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