Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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