HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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