Quick, to the slutcave!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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