so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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