Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The beer is more important than you right now.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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