I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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