Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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