PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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