No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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