Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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