you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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