Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm just crazy horny about you
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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