I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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