I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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