the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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