I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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