he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Randomize
