Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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