talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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