Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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