I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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