Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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