8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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