We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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