wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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